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dating after seperation

This coming Wednesday, one of my worst fears is coming to fruition. I am being taken out by my brother so he can introduce me to a man. Blerg. I know I write a lot of poetry about meeting someone, but in reality, meeting someone actually fills me full of dread. Especially anyone who would… Continue reading dating after seperation

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we are writers

We create in shadows And in light We are the makers of worlds We are the ones who open the doors to fantasy We are the ones who protect from reality We are the ones who bleed ink and words We Are Writers

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the madness beneath

Some days I feel my crazy slipping. My mind, the fragile beastie it is, plays tricks on me. Trying to convince me to give in. Just relax into, give in to my madness that lurks beneath the surface. Like sinking into a warm bath. That is when I am forced to grab a stick and… Continue reading the madness beneath

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Lady and Lemons get nommed on the blogosphere

Being on the p-hone to each other, we decided to interview as a team, in tuxedos. Actually, Lemons is totes in her Panda PJs. Lady is always in a tuxedo. She sleeps in a tuxedo. She showers in a tuxedo. She is a neva naked, she doesn't believe in it. We have been nommed by… Continue reading Lady and Lemons get nommed on the blogosphere

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my robot boy

A box of spare parts Said no assembly required Slightly damaged, but not not rebuildable second hand, single owner My robot boy Built ready to go Dings and scratches Darker in patches Doesn't take much to turn him on Voice recognition activation Coming to life "What do you want?" I ask. "He wants sex," he… Continue reading my robot boy

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Run away to the woods

Does anyone else feel like this some days? I used to, almost every fucking day... "what if I just ran away..." I mean technically, I did exactly that lol but I took my kidlets. But some days I just think about what it would be like to live in the woods somewhere. Secluded. Away from… Continue reading Run away to the woods

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smile, fucker!

How do you honestly feel at the moment? Now, smile. Right now. Go on, don't be shy... Give your Lemons a big cheesy grin. Now Laugh. Yes... Out loud. So everyone around you can hear. As if what you are reading right now is fucking hilarious because I am a comedic goddess. Now... Let's go… Continue reading smile, fucker!

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sunshine, lollipops and rainbows

I got nommed again for the sunshine blogger award by my tinfoil knight, Wardy Muffins or as everyone else knows him, Mr Ward Clever. I'm still not going to do this properly. If you want me to, Muffins, tell me... lmfao I'd change it for you. Questiony Questions: What is your favorite thing about yourself?… Continue reading sunshine, lollipops and rainbows

foooooood, health and shit, Mother Fucking Rant

mother fucking cupcake

I just want to have a bitch about something. And please pay attention because you may do this thing and not realise that you are being a fucking dick. So, in this new life of mine, I am taking every opportunity to improve myself in ways I was not allowed to do before. One of… Continue reading mother fucking cupcake