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smile, fucker!

How do you honestly feel at the moment? Now, smile. Right now. Go on, don't be shy... Give your Lemons a big cheesy grin. Now Laugh. Yes... Out loud. So everyone around you can hear. As if what you are reading right now is fucking hilarious because I am a comedic goddess. Now... Let's go… Continue reading smile, fucker!

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mother fucking cupcake

I just want to have a bitch about something. And please pay attention because you may do this thing and not realise that you are being a fucking dick. So, in this new life of mine, I am taking every opportunity to improve myself in ways I was not allowed to do before. One of… Continue reading mother fucking cupcake

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Vision boards

So, I have made myself a vision board. I can't remember if I have mentioned this before or not. But I just wanted to talk about it because I just think they are a great thing. If you don't know, a vision board is ... a board... lol but one that has either pictures or… Continue reading Vision boards

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We interrupt your regularly scheduled viewing for this quick announcement *or* AAaggh! The dick tentacles are coming!

I have totally broken away from my routine this week... life happened. But things will be back on track this week. I have mostly stuck to everything else. The loss of routine is in no way due to a lack of confidence or lack of motivation. There are just sometimes in our lives when other… Continue reading We interrupt your regularly scheduled viewing for this quick announcement *or* AAaggh! The dick tentacles are coming!

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But first

this is the sort of thing I write when I don't know what to write... #selflove #loveeveryone

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FAQ Warrior Goddess Queen

I get hundreds of emails every day asking questions to do with #warriorgoddessqueen (or none, ever, but whatevs) So, I thought I would answer some of the more common/never asked questions I get. Amberley, what IS a Warrior Goddess Queen? This is a tricky question to answer. Because there is no real stereotype of a… Continue reading FAQ Warrior Goddess Queen

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No quitters allowed

I actually copied and pasted this from my instagram feed... it ended up being longer than I thought it would be so I thought "what the fuck" just put it on the blog too... That moment when people start to notice the change in your body... I know this isn't why we work out but… Continue reading No quitters allowed

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Breakfast smoothie

In my search for myself, I am also trying to get back to my healthy former self. Not just healthy mentally and emotionally but physically. My physical health really took a dive about 6 years ago. I'd had three miscarriage (thank you, uterus.) In a row and basically the rest of my life went really… Continue reading Breakfast smoothie