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consistency vs content

I have noticed something about myself this week... or two... I don't know. My timeline is all messed up. Sometime in the recent past I said I was going to get my shit together and post a variety of things and have more routine and blah blah blah... And what did you do, Amberley? What… Continue reading consistency vs content

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I’m an adult, I swear!

There is nothing quite like living with a parent when you are an adult to make you feel like a fucking child. I have a number of friend people in a similar situation to me. Finding themselves in a space in their life where they have had to either move back home or simply share… Continue reading I’m an adult, I swear!

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Run away to the woods

Does anyone else feel like this some days? I used to, almost every fucking day... "what if I just ran away..." I mean technically, I did exactly that lol but I took my kidlets. But some days I just think about what it would be like to live in the woods somewhere. Secluded. Away from… Continue reading Run away to the woods

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smile, fucker!

How do you honestly feel at the moment? Now, smile. Right now. Go on, don't be shy... Give your Lemons a big cheesy grin. Now Laugh. Yes... Out loud. So everyone around you can hear. As if what you are reading right now is fucking hilarious because I am a comedic goddess. Now... Let's go… Continue reading smile, fucker!

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mother fucking cupcake

I just want to have a bitch about something. And please pay attention because you may do this thing and not realise that you are being a fucking dick. So, in this new life of mine, I am taking every opportunity to improve myself in ways I was not allowed to do before. One of… Continue reading mother fucking cupcake

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Dream logic rambles

Ramble time... We have all had those moments: We wake from some kick arse dream and say to ourselves โ€œSelf, that kick arse dream would make a kick arse book.โ€ So, we write that shit down on anything we can find on our bedside table. In the morning, sometime in the waking moments after coffee… Continue reading Dream logic rambles