Here are my two cents. I was holding off giving them but here they fucking are.
Get your delicate eyeballs ready for some foul language, cause I am fucking pissed the fuck off.
Two reasons why it piss me the fuck off when these men call the “outing” of sexual fucking predators a witch-hunt.
Number Fucking One)
It is not a witch-hunt when you are tracking down FUCKING CRIMINALS!
These douchey, entitled, smug men who thought they were so un-fucking-touchable cause of their fame or money or power or whatever, broke the law. You cannot touch someone who doesn’t want your filthy fucking hands on them. You cannot be suggestive towards someone unless they actually have specifically fucking told you that they want you to say dirty shit to them.
I once read something by someone (sorry I cannot give you credit) that was perfect. If you wouldn’t say it or do it to Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson, then don’t fucking do it to a woman. Still don’t get it? Go read this.
So, next time you go to send a dick pic to the chick in the apartment across from you or slap an intern’s arse or grab a woman by the (insert any body part here, not just her pussy) imagine the Rock’s face and don’t fucking do it unless she has begged to see your cock.
If she (or he) hasn’t specifically backed up into your personal space and begged you to slap her firm, round buttocks, don’t touch the hiney. But if someone does back their arse into your personal space, butt-first, and you don’t want their shit-plopper in your face, that ain’t cool either.
If she (or he) hasn’t said something along the lines of “please! For the love of all that is under Odin’s rule, send me a photo of your hard, throbbing cock” don’t send the dick pic.
Number Fucking Two)
Witch-hunt … Really?
You bunch of over-privileged, penis mushrooms. You sack of rich, pig-headed, taint moles.
Are you seriously choosing “Witch-hunt” to describe these law-breakers being outed for sexual harassment against women.
Let’s fucking think about this for a few fucking moments, shall we???
Let us go and check our fucking history books. Go on. I’ll fucking wait.
Are we all back? Fucking brilliant.
Now, before all you blokes get your balls in a twist. Yes, they did burn men in the witch-trials too. I’m not saying they didn’t. They burned fucking children too (the foreskin nuggets) But it is like the whole domestic violence thing. Yes, there are men that are in terrible domestic violence situations out there and they need the same sort of care as the women.
But the numbers are a tad fucking skewed in the “humans with vaginas” direction.
I don’t feel like getting into the horrifying details of the torture and systematic femicide that occurred during the witch trials. If you wish to read about it, I’ll link some sites that go into it a little more.
Don’t compare your fucking hungry cock that you can’t control to the murder and torture and rape of hundreds of thousands of women. Just don’t. Fucking stop it.
If you don’t want a “witch-hunt,” stop fucking diddling women who don’t want your filthy fucking hands on them. End of fucking story.
No more silence!
Light the fucking torches, girls! Grab your bras and pitch forks and tampons and matches. They want a fucking witch-hunt? Give them one!
Time’s up, mother fuckers.